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ANTI-CHRIST '12 (BARACK OBAMA)

IF JESUS COMES BACK - WE'LL KILL HIM AGAIN

SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 74 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

RELAX, I'M HILARIOUS

BLING-BLING

ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

MARSHMALLOW ROAST

SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE

SUICIDE WATCH

FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER)

THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC

FUCKING CLASSY

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT

I DIDN'T BUY THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT TWICE.

STRAIGHT

FUCK THE COLORBLIND

THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START

STARE AT ME IN DISGUST

SWALLOWS

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS

I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE EITHER

WHO NEEDS BIG TITS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS?

ALICE IN CHAINS

I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE

THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN

DIVERSITY STOLE MY BIKE

HOW DO I BLOCK YOU IN REAL LIFE?

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE

DON'T CURSE

BAD SAMARITAN

HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE T-SHIRT

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME T-SHIRT

OB GYN KENOBI T-SHIRT

THIS SHIRT GETS ME SO MUCH CUNT

NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN

I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN OBAMA

I JUST SUPPORT FISH

ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!

OK, BUT WASH IT FIRST

VAGINA FANBOY

ASK ME ABOUT OUR BLOWJOBS FOR DRINKS PROGRAM

IT'S IRONY, YOU DUMB BITCH

I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT... THE ENVIRONMENT, POLITICS, THE HOMELESS

I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE

GOD GETS ME WET

ANIMAL SLAVERY STILL COOL

I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?

THE THREE STOOGES (LIMBAUGH, PALIN, BECK)

NATURAL REDHEAD

THIS SHIRT IS ONLY BLUE WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT DWARVES

SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER

SORRY LADIES THE SHIRT IS STAYING ON

I DRINK IN MODERATION - MODERATION IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM

I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH

420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT

TALK NERDY TO ME

I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD

UNCLE WITH BENEFITS

I COULD USE A LITTLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT

AMERICA

IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS

YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER

HE LOVES THE COCK

WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME

DOWN SYNDROME IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS

TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL)

HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA)

I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE

PRISONER OF THUMB WAR

YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT....

SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE

IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE

I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS ASS

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

FUCK YE!

NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

STOP CLUBBING

NO IT'S COOL - JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS

HUNG LIKE A HORSE T-SHIRT

DEAR GOD FUCK YOU T-SHIRT

REMINDER BUY MORE BEER T-SHIRT

IM WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN BOUT T-SHIRT

ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP?

I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE

SEE YOU ALL AT MY INTERVENTION

I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE

CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES

1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU

MOO (CHICKEN)

VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057

MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS

ATHEIST

TWO HORSES IN A MAN COSTUME

HOME SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN

WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER

BECOME A MEMBER

IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT

MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY DRUNKEN ASTRONAUTS IF ALL THESE COMPUTERS DIDN'T HAVE SPACEBARS

HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU

TRUE EVOLUTION

I HEART TRANSITIVE PICTOGRAPH

BASEBALL

WORDS ON A SHIRT

I SHIT MY PANTS

ANTE, CHRIST

TUBA HERO

IV:XX

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP CITRIC ACID MAKE LEMONADE T-SHIRT

THIS IS MY CLONE T-SHIRT

I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS

I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE

PANCAKES

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE

PLAIN CLOTHES COP

I WILL NOT BECOME A STRIPPER

I'M SO CUTE I MUST HAVE BEEN ADOPTED

THE DOG HUMPS ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

PLAYGROUND PIMP

BABY CARE INSTRUCTIONS

ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB

ARE YOU MY DADDY?

INSERT TITTY HERE

I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS

KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS

HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD

RECENTLY EVICTED

ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB

DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY

TOO CUTE TO PLAY WITH YOUR UGLY ASS KID

MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY

I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING

I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE

FUCK THE MILK

MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE

DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE THERE'S A GODDAMN BABY IN THE ROOM

CUTER THAN BABY JESUS

CRAPPED MY PANTS... TOOK A NAP... SUCKED SOME TITTIES... HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

I'M THIS MANY (MIDDLE FINGER)

I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES

I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE

NOW THAT I'M SAFE I'M PRO CHOICE

I ATE MY TWIN

POOPING IN PROGRESS

BABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS

THEY SHAKE ME

Never Forget

Missouri Loves Company

Prose Before Hos

You Have Died of Dysentery